Hints for Applicants
Hint 1: Internet Presence
Applicants for various chaplaincy positions need to be aware of and careful with their on-line presences, beginning with an appropriate-sounding email address. Cutesy or too sensuous ones certainly need to be avoided!
Initialsemail@example.com addresses are always appropriate.
Social Media. For other social media dos and don'ts, the following article is excellent:
"What the Internet Knows About You" from Newsweek
Professional Behavior. How should one behave when using the internet?
Please watch the clip "An Internet Lesson" from TVKIM.com.
Also, "10 Commandments for Daily Digital Manners" from The Kim Komando Show
Removing Yourself From the Internet. Here is a great how-to article to erase embarrassing comments/presence: "How to delete yourself from the Internet" from The Kim Komando Show.
Hint 2: Be Honest
Never lie on an application to us or for an institution. If we cannot trust you with being truthful and candid from the very beginning, well.... Enough said!
But, if you want to read and see more on the topic: Huffington Post: How to Spot a Liar
Hint 3: Don't Take Shortcuts
If you are trying to take a shortcut in becoming a chaplain or pastoral counselor, you will always be looking for the "easy," fast way. And usually the easy, fast way, isn't! If you live your life to squeak-by, doing the absolute minimum, you probably are not pastoral caregiver material. God uses the process(es) to mature us and prepare us for solid ministry. If you are all about shortcuts, keep moving and don't stop here. The Coalition of Spirit-filled Churches seeks to credential quality; not so much quantity. To find other endorsers, Google "endorsers" or "endorsing bodies" and run with the folks who offer quick online ordination and endorsement. It may not get you into the chaplaincy genre you desire, but it will be a great shortcut!
Hint 4: Do Your Research
When comparing endorsing bodies, take a look at the endorsing body's boards and the quality of their website (Do they copy/plagiarize forms and even entire pages from others [mostly from The Coalition of Spirit-filled Churches!] ? Why?) Look at what their leadership and advisors have written and accomplished in the field. Are the Endorsers themselves active in national pastoral care organizations [like the COMISS Network, or the Association of Religious Endorsing Bodies, or the Association of Professional Chaplains, the College of Pastoral Supervision & Psychotherapy, the Association for Clinical Pastoral Education, the National Conference on Ministry in the Armed Forces, etc], attending annual meetings and sitting on national boards? Are the Endorsers themselves well-credentialed and well-experienced as chaplains and professional pastoral caregivers? Ask around about them among national organizations and military recruiters. Are they known and respected?
Sadly some "Endorsers" are either denominational appointees sent to that office to do a job they do not understand, and have little preparation for. Or worse, they are out trying to make a quick buck off of unsuspecting prospective chaplains and have little to no real understanding of and experience in professional chaplaincy. There are quite a few "endorsement mills" in the chaplaincy arena. Please make sure you do not get pressured by a recruiter or an institution to produce a fast endorsement that will prove later to be of little value or support — or worse, a source of embarrassment.
Hint 5: Ordination
Ordination is a function of the faith community to affirm the calling and gifting of the religious leader to the office/role that God has for him/her. And the role of that faith community is to pray for, encourage, and spiritually support their ordained clergy. As such it behooves the person being ordained to affiliate with a real "body" of believers who will offer that clergyperson real pastoral care and mentoring, real fellowship, real relationship. As even the secular organizations within the USA government (such as the Department of Defense) realizes, only real communities of faith—organized for and constituted of laypersons – have the authority to ordain (or defrock).
Ministers' fellowships, chaplains' gatherings and organizations, and ordination "companies" (just Google "fast clergy ordination" or "become ordained today"!) do not meet the requirements that the government sets for its military chaplains [please see http://www.dtic.mil/whs/directives/corres/pdf/130428p.pdf, page 13, E184.108.40.206]. Besides, what person desiring to be an authentic, qualified chaplain would want such a bogus, non-relationship-based ordination? Anecdotally, one endorser has recently reported that one of their denomination's clergy utilized an internet-based "ordaining company" to get his dog ordained and was able to do so – for a fee – immediately. This ordination company has very few, if any, real congregations or lay constituency, and yet it claims on its website that it is able to secure ecclesiastical endorsement for its clergy desiring to be military chaplains. A good rule of thumb: If it seems too easy and too quick to be valid or true, it probably is! Let the prospective clergy beware!
In stark contrast to such ordination/endorsement companies, The Coalition of Spirit-filled Churches (CSC), is a bona fide coalition of independent congregations and networks/fellowships of like-minded congregations. And the CSC is not a "closed coalition." We are always open to more congregations and networks of churches affiliating with us, giving us their permission to represent their group's clergy for chaplaincy purposes only – and at no charge. [We are strictly a faith ministry totally supported by the voluntary donations of our chaplains and partner congregations and groups and friends] Hence, if you are already ordained by your local congregation or network of churches, PLEASE remain in that fellowship where you are loved and being cared for. You need not be re-ordained nor have your ordination transferred. Rather, simply ask that body where you are ordained to authorize The CSC to represent them and you. Please see http://spirit-filled.org/joining.html, and invite them to "sign-up" with us.
If you are not yet ordained, and it is not likely that you will be ordained by your home congregation, please feel free to give us a call to discuss it. There is an excellent chance that we can introduce you to a congregation in your locale — or to a national network — with whom we already have relationship. We now represent hundreds of Spirit-filled congregations serving and filled with laypeople (not just a mail-order pseudo-church existing on paper-only!) with whom you can have a real, mutual, Christ-based pastoral, caring relationship. Please do not succumb to an ordination/endorsement mill and cheat yourself out of a bona-fide faith community who will be there for you and your family!
Hint 6: Resumes
First, here is how NOT to write a resume: How not to write a resume (www.kansascity.com)
And now, how to make a Ministry Resume worth reading:
- First, do not lie; do not embellish; and do not write "...in faith [that is, "calling things that are not, as though they are ...."]"
- Write clearly, and precisely, and not in generalities. Rather than state "Associate Pastor of First Maranatha Church" and leave it at that, DESCRIBE your responsibililites and achievements and about how many hours per week you served in that position if you were not full-time [e.g., "oversaw the community outreach and discipleship for the congregation and during the five years of full-time ministry I served on the leadership team, the church grew from 100 weekly worshipers to over 400"]. Be thorough — this is not a time to be modest and humble!
- If there are gaps in your ministry tenure, identify them and explain why they are there. Be positive and honest!
- Run your resume by a trusted friend or two or five, and ask for their sincere opinion.
Hint 7: Soft Skills
First, learn what they are: Without soft skills, your job hunt will be hard (www.zurichna.com)
Next, honestly assess your own soft skills.
If you are "low" or unsure about some of them, especially emotional intelligence, seek some professional assistance. It is truly hard — with today's society with a STRONG emphasis on sincere committment to diversity and pluralism — to be a successful chaplain, if you have low emotional intelligence.
Moreover, if you lack empathy, as a chaplain you are virtually doomed to failure, in my professional opinion and over twenty years experience as an endorser. How can you know whether or not you have empathy? Please spend five minutes and take a look at THIS VIDEO. If you do not feel a tugging at your heart for the folks in the video, you lack empathy.
Hint 8: Examine Yourself Through Your Prospective Endorser's and Employer's Eyes and Ears
The two-word key here is "Be Professional!" The following illustrations and exhortations are from real life encounters with prospective chaplains.
Phones. It is okay to list a cell phone as a point of contact. However: Make sure that your voicemail is set-up (it is a big put-off if you have been too lazy to greet your callers in your own voice with a cheerful, upbeat message vs. the "You have reached 555-555-5555. Please leave a message." Also, make sure your personal greeting sounds warm, energetic, and appropriate ("Yo, whattup, homey?" is not appropriate!) Your greeting — live or recorded — needs to be clear and enunciated. If you answer with a "hello," please make sure it rhymes with "jello" and is not "huh-low" or "hol-low." You may think these points are minor, but, from the employer's perspective, if you are lazy and unprofessional before hiring (when in the application phase), why should things change if you do get the position? Also, check and clear-out your voicemail box frequently. It is very discouraging for a prospective employer to reach a voicemail box where s/he cannot leave a message because the box is full.
Email. Check your email account and respond to your email frequently! If you are checking your email from a prospective employer only once every week or two — well, that tells your employer that you are NOT the one to hire! Also, find out your prospective endorser or employer's preferred mode of communication and use it. Remember you need them more than they need you. Also, if you are not internet savvy and competent, the chances of finding and keeping a chaplaincy ministry are virtually non-existent in today's world of IT communication and marketing. If you need a free email account, please visit http://spirit-filled.org/contact.html.
Grammar. While no one speaks or writes perfect English 100% of the time, you definitely need to sound like you have basic English competency and that do not have trouble communicating with educated people. All chaplains and chaplain candidates have at least an undergraduate degree, so sound like it. Make sure of your subject and verb agreement. Use proper tense, and basic spelling and correct capitalizations. To do less makes one look unprofessional. The employer looking for their next chaplain to hire will keep looking. Also, speaking multiple languages is always a big plus!
The Interview. When you do get invited to interview, you will want to be a LITTLE bit early. Arrive too early and you will seem too eager and will be an awkward inconvenience. Be polite and courteous when speaking with the receptionist. S/he often yields great power. But do not try to curry their favor nor pump them for inside information. They are pretty smart folks and can see thru this as they have probably dealt with many others before you. Do read 10 Things Receptionists Won't Tell You ahead of the interview or even prior to your initial personal contact with the company for some great pointers.
For the interview, you will want to dress for success: appropriate, well-fitting, cleaned and pressed business attire, along with shined shoes, and a fresh haircut/style. Do pay attention your grooming and hygene. Do some research on the company or institution you are interested in serving. Find out ahead of time what issues the company may be facing and be prepared to let them know how you will be a unique teamplayer with what you have to offer.
Hint 9: "Why We Need More 'Chaplains' and Fewer Leaders"
"Why We Need More 'Chaplains' and Fewer Leaders" from Christianity Today.
Hint 10: "The Chumbawamba Principle"
Read "The Chumbawamba Principle" from NPR.
Hint 11: Don't Take Shortcuts — Part II
If you skipped Hint 10, you really need to go back and read it. And I want you to ask yourself, why am I skipping free advice and wisdom? This is important. This is life, your ministry, and career. Don't take shortcuts. Don't cheat yourself!
Hint 12: Clinical Pastoral Education
First, if you want to know more about it, please visit http://spirit-filled.org/links1.html.
If you feel you have a good understanding of CPE, great! It is an excellent growing process for any clergy, and especially those seeking to be professional chaplains – of any genre!
Now, and this is important, if you are seeking to become a board certified chaplain with the Association of Professional Chaplains, please know that you MUST take at least 4 units of CPE in ADDITION to however many units of CPE that you have taken at your seminary as a requirement to earn your graduate degree. No double-dipping! No exceptions, no shortcuts! For more information on this, please download and carefully read Open Letter to ACPE Centers and ACPE Supervisors.
Hint 13: Digital Security
As chaplains and pastoral counselors, BE VERY CAREFUL with the confidential and privileged communication you receive. Please know that your very computer and cell phone can be broken into fairly readily. Password-protect everything! Even password-protected devices such as cell phones and computers can be broken into — especially when others have physical access to these devises.
The following is an article on how to re-gain control of your own computer, cell phone, etc when you have forgotten passwords. EXTREME CAUTION: Unsavory types — law-breakers — use the same information to break into your computer, cell phone, etc.
"Free tools to recover lost passwords" from The Kim Komando Show.
As professional keepers of secrets, do your very best to secure your counselees information!
Hint 13a: A Click Away from Malware
This is a must-read article! A Click Away from Malware from Programming 4 Us.
Hint 13b: Recovering a Hacked Account
Since this sort of hacking and hijacking happens so frequently (often from trojans, spies, and such that automatically install themselves from malicious sites that appear as links in innocent-looking spam emails), the following article might be helpful: "Recovering a hacked account" from The Kim Komando Show.
Another resource for what to do when you've been hacked can be found at http://www.kroll.com
Hint 14: The "How to Get a Job Manual"
Here is a good basic "How To" manual. Click here
Hint 15: Do N-O-T Use Skype for Calling Our Office!
We are receiving well over a dozen or so telemarketers or wrong numbers from Skype daily. And then when a chaplain or prospect does call and we answer, they can barely be understood the connection is so bad. Sometimes, they cannot be understood. PLEASE use your cell phone or if you have none, please find a hardline phone somewhere and us on the toll-free number we are pleased to provide. We have now set our phones to automatically REJECT Skype calls.
More hints are coming as they are thought about....